Monday, 14 March 2022

The Twelfth Terror Of Salad Fingers

Disclaimer:
This is a review and analysis of an episode of an animated web series that contains disturbing content, including:
  • Gore
  • Necrophilia 
  • Potential sexual symbolism
  • Likely elements of paedophilia
Reader discretion is advised.


Guess who is back and ready to creep us out once again? None other than Salad Fingers [15]! Created by David Firth, he has been causing online disturbance since the days of Newgrounds in 2004 [4] [6] [21]. Previously, we were revolted by a promotional spin-off episode titled “Market” but some of us took interest in purchasing some Salad Fingers merchandise [5]. Two years before that, we dived into the depths of the eleventh episode titled “Glass Brother” and felt unsettled by its aspects of psychological horror yet impressed by the visual upgrades [14] [21] [37] [38]. Similar to Helluva Boss, the current production of Salad Fingers is funded by sales of merchandise from an online shop, along with Firth’s Patreon page partially due to the likeliness of his YouTube channel getting demonetized [15] [28]. I just wonder how the next acts of the point-and-click game would have continued the story if it had never been cancelled by Firth’s request [24]. As for the brand new episode of the series that marked the twelfth terror just a week ago [15], sit tight and do not let the green bed bugs with filthy teeth bite tonight because it is time to brace ourselves for the uncanniness that awaits us as we analyse and review “Post Man”.

Somewhere…on the internet…
Some green dude…
Creeps you out…as he strokes a…
Bunch of small rusty spoons [7] [16]… [15]

The plot begins with Salad Fingers wearing a postman’s hat and carrying a bag full of stuff…and made out of flesh that must be from the way to redeem Hubert Cumberdale in “Glass Brother” [14] [21], fitting the title of the episode. In additional misfortune, he appears to be out of touch with reality as always as he talks to a rock and named it “Bartholomew Degryse”. No Sesame Street reference intended [29]. But suddenly, he sees a horribly mangled animal corpse and becomes…attracted to it. This is not the first time he has interacted with a corpse with a very loose grasp of reality [12] [20] [21]. But compared to the human corpse he found in “Shore Leave”, the attraction towards a mangled animal’s body is romantic as shown by how he finds it “beautiful” [15]. Pretty sickening indeed. Just imagine how the strange humanoid from the episode “Cage” must feel about that [9] [17] [21]! Later at night, Hubert is seen out of his fleshy form from “Glass Brother”…with the ability to verbally confront the green creep as his face suddenly morphs [14] [15] [21]. I would say that Mr. Finger’s touch with reality may never improve, considering he freaked out when a little girl spoke in “Picnic” [10] [18] [21].

Yuck!! Really, Salad? And yes, I am censoring the corpse’s mutilation for the sake of some of you guys. [15]
By the way, who is this “Uncle Kevin”? Why would he live down a drain? [15]

Despite Hubert’s confrontation, the date with a dark destiny begins [15]. Even though the corpse is…well…dead, it apparently can sulk and inhale and exhale deeply during its date with the green guy in a tuxedo…with a dead rat as a toupee, which further proves how psychologically damaged he seems to have been ever since the first episode [4] [6 [21]]. How he tells the corpse that she would not be fully dressed without a smile is one sly reference to Annie yet it is a sign of how he sees her feeling rather uncomfortable [1].Shouldn’t the green creep get the idea as he apparently sees people judging him on his date [15]? The way a group of green tentacle-like things crawl up each of his legs to make him look…thrilled is quite unnerving…as the potential English equivalent of hentai [31], which can be partially French as he has spoken French in the second episode [7] [16] [21]. More of his weird mannerisms include picking a flower which at first looked like it was for the corpse…and then eating all of its petals [15]. The aspects of irony put into the show excel the shock factor, which is another sign of Firth knowing his stuff with the contributions of Christian Webb and James Hollis for the newest episode. 

You have no room to talk when you have not brushed YOUR teeth, Mr. Fingers! [15]

As iconic as the main theme tune is for setting up the atmosphere of Salad’s life is, the music during the montage of his date with the dead dog is pretty groovy. There is also some exceptionally done sound effects. However, those do not make up for how sickening the premise of the episode is, although I understand it is not meant to be taken seriously, considering how out of touch with realisation Salad Fingers is [21]. [15]

Later on, the green freak is in his regular attire…in bed with the corpse at his home [15]. His fearful and guilt-driven dialogue is accompanied by a ruckus booming through the front door, distorted speech from the corpse despite its obvious inability to speak and low and intimidating music playing in the background. Paying close attention to the whole plot and witnessing this climax, I must askdoes this mean the corpse is a metaphor for an underaged employee who was molested by a postman? Well, there was a mention of said minor getting a job at the delivery services outside of school. This premise for an episode is pretty much a vague rehash of a certain crazy canine whose series I would rather leave alone in 2022 [35] [36]. I guess those crows were about to warn her about him before the date night [15]. Well, at least Salad Fingers was not shirtless with a swollen left nipple from some kinkiness with nettles in his bed [8] [21]. But still, how lower could his mentally unwell psyche stoop [15]? Reflecting on that deformed lad’s feelings for him that were not returned in “Cage” [9] [17] [21], I can imagine Marjory Stewart-Baxter being sickened…and jealous at Salad’s interactions with a dead dog, even though she is a finger puppet [15] [21].

Despite this scenario possibly being a metaphor for a disturbing moment from the past, there is absolutely nothing that would justify it in real life. Moreover, it could be set sometime before the time Jeremy Fisher was comforted by a father figure, leading to Jeremy being the girl’s predator all along [11] [19] [21]. [15]
And speaking of Marjory, I just wonder how she is doing after the unnerving punishment she got in the previous episode [37] [38]. [14]

After looking at a piece of paper that appeared at the front door, which must have been a letter according to his psyche, the green guy goes outside with the mangled dog and thankfully ends the relationship [15]. It was absolutely bewildering to suddenly see another dog-like creature alive from the tree’s hollow, but with a human head dragging the corpse away, which is pretty much the most surreal aspect of the episode and further expands on the surreal nature of the series. Although the living dog’s head resembles an infant’s, she is apparently the corpse’s mother, according to Mr. Fingers. The mentioning of the failure to make the corpse the “next Mrs. Fingers” tells me that it must not be the first time. Could that, along with some new development for Marjory and Jeremy be established in an unlucky thirteenth episode that could be released on a Friday [30] [32]? The new premise of Salad falling in love with a corpse, seeing it as a beautiful girl and getting into trouble for it is disturbing with possibly some deep meaning behind it [15]. It sure takes the moral corruption BoJack Horseman caused with a seventeen-year-old ally of his to a whole new level of low [34].

How the heck was this a physical possibility? [15]

Way before the ending scene, the black substance near the hollow and how Salad Fingers delivers a group of bones to it must mean there was some very vague tolerance between a postman and a mother before her daughter was groomed. I suppose Roger ought to punish Mr. Fingers…again [21] [33]. [15]

The art style in “Post Man” is not all the way up to the graphical standards from the previous episode and Firth’s thank you for over a million YouTube subscribers [14] [21] [22] [35] [36], but it looks less advanced to match the style of the ninth and tenth episodes [13] [21]. One difference is that the subtitles for Salad’s dialogue are mostly red during the daytime, which could match the fairly new and definitely unnerving aspect of his character [15]. The backgrounds, as always, are earthy and quite lifeless, which matches the disturbing nature of the show. The detail of the mangled animal corpse is convincingly grotesque with several flies buzzing near its exposed brain. I quite like the glowing and flickering of the flames on top of the candles during Salad’s date with…the corpse. Although the flickering of the candles’ flames is quite choppy, just look at the utter lack of choppiness when Salad swings the corpse around like a lasso. The coal-black smoke effect for when the living dog with a human dog is about to come out of a hollow is convincing and adds a little tension. Aside from comparing the art styles throughout the series [35] [36], the pace in each episode is gradual enough for building tension aside from or within the shock factor [10] [15] [18].

At least how the overall animation looks cheaper is not a huge downgrade. Additionally, the audio quality is still top-notch, compared to the very slight fuzziness of the voice acting in the very first episode titled “Spoons” [4] [6] [21]. As for the visuals, I think the visual quality of “Glass Brother” ought to return in the thirteenth episode if possible [14] [21]. [15]
You can tell that the standards of improvement are still there by the glossiness added to the green creep’s eyes, along with ounces of decent shading [13] [21]. [15]

After the reupload of the tenth episode titled “Birthday” on YouTube [13], I am revolted and bewildered at the outcome of the twelfth episode titled “Post Man”, even though it is about six and half minutes shorter than “Glass Brother” [14] [15]. If you were way too disturbed by the new episode of Salad Fingers, free to stick to wholesome and adorable nostalgia, like mid-‘90s Polly Pocket toys and look forward to something more adventurously light-hearted, such as My Little Pony: A Maretime Bay Adventure for the Xbox Series X|S and so on [2] [3] [39]. As for the mature side of today’s animation, I shall look forward to witnessing the true personality of a seemingly quirky interpretation of Andrealphus, a marquis of the Ars Goetia in the second season of Helluva Boss [25] [27]. And as for the mentally disturbed green creature who loves to caress rust, I guess we may have to wait for an unlucky thirteenth episode for about a year or two [32]. Who knows what he could be up to without a healthy grasp at reality next? In the meantime, there can at least be some fanmade adaptions [26]. Dare to slip your foot into Salad Fingers’ mouth before bedtime [23]?

I wrote again…
On my blog…
That poor dog…
Oh, I bet we’ll watch again some freaky day [12] [20]… [15]

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Sunday, 13 March 2022

Green Eggs And Ham Season Two - Could It Be For Me And You?

I hope none of you will think I am a phony whose reputation will turn tragic
When I begin to rhyme like Zecora from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic [31] [32].
Because there is now a trailer for the second season of Green Eggs and Ham [27],
The modern cartoon based on a 1960s children’s book starring Sam-I-Am [11] [14] [22].
I was expecting it to be released during the utterly horrendous 2020 [48] [49],
But the amount of time during a reasonable delay must have been plenty
There have been predictions on when the second season will finally begin [17],
So the truth is out of the red and white striped bag to make us grin [45]!
Despite a missed opportunity for a cover of that song from a Seussical [14],
The first season was still a great modern equivalent of the animated musical. 
I was deeply inspired to write a fanfiction starring two exclusive Whos
Who are heavily based on the characteristics of yours truly and her boo [52].
Now that a new trailer is being viewed by many of us on the internet [27],
I shall proceed to analyse what it has to offer without spoilers yet.
2020 was such a horrible year!
It brought us all separation and fear!
2021 sucked, but not as much,
Yet it still brought us lockdowns and such.
But I knew there would officially be a trailer for the second season to see [27].
As I analyse it, I think the second season will be another reliever for me. [6]
I am also looking forward to some further developments of Sam and Guy.
Sammy-I-Ammy is just being so cute and quirky again that I could die [10],
Yet there appears to be some moments when he is far less delirious [27].
Coming to terms with reunited with his mother, you know it will be serious.
I think that one rejected moment of the prototype of the Living Books game
Has predicted the personality of Sam in the first season that was acclaimed [3] [48] [49].
His utter cuteness can perk plenty of us up during an ongoing outbreak [8] [9],
After with the lockdowns in our nations and every hurtful heartache.
Despite this, I recall analysing his portrayal and the plot twist in late 2019.
Furthermore, I stated that he could have bipolar disorder without being mean [48] [49].
Let us be careful not to mistake Bipolar One for Bipolar Two at certain times [21] [36].
I think Sam is more likely to have Bipolar One as I continue to rhyme [50] [51].
I recall seeing an official teaser image of Sam and…his mother [6]?!
It will not be long until we compare the new season with the other [24] [26] [28].
Whether Sam-I-Am has bipolar disorder or not,
I shall root for him in whatever he gives a shot.
His quest in East Flubria awaits him in the second serving [26],
Though some challenges could be rather unnerving. [27]
Here is Dr. Linda Schwartz, one of Sam’s disguises.
There ought to be some more quirks and surprises. [27]
Much to my surprise, it turns out that Sam’s mother is an international super spy.
The female empowerment here makes me want to give the next season a try!
Now I know how Sam got his upbeat stealth skills in the first season [50] [51],
But he could be holding his mother back on a mission for some reason. 
One of the reasons appear to be causing a mountain of glasses to shatter.
At least I do not doubt that there will be moments when he efforts matter.
Could this mysterious new woman’s name be “Pam-I-Am”?
There must be a bigger reason why she gave up her son Sam [48] [49].
Could she be aware that he has gotten into trouble with the law before
And possibly wish that she had taken care of him more?
Would you believe that her speed boat can transform into a plane?
I do not doubt that the mother and son mission will be pretty insane!
What could be next? Green Eggs and Ham in East Flubria as a delicious pizza topping?
So far, there appears to be no sign of the second season’s potential stopping!
I did not expect to see Sam’s mother in the trailer of a new season that fast.
Surely, there may also be some information about his father from the past. [27]
The new adventure ought to be beyond the book’s criticism for its peer pressure [11] [14] [20].
All the hard work that was put into it will hopefully be worth the pleasure. [27]
Is there much I can say about the further development for Guy-Am-I?
Well, it seems like he is giving the role of a potential stepfather a try [27].
At some point, E.B. appears to have a crush on a young purple-furred lad.
But unfortunately, there will be that familiar “Romeo and Juliet” fad [38].
Guy appears to have some bitterness towards certain types of folks in Yookia [27].
The same sour view can be said about the president or emperor of Zookia.
Could the terms “Yooks” and “Zooks” be classified as vulgar slurs?
When did the debate on how to spread butter on a piece of toast first occur?
The same could apply to how to spread blue peanut butter on a slice of blue bread [4].
Hopefully, the two societies will soon think “Who cares how the butter is spread?”.
I also see a ring of one of Guy’s fingers, which could possibly mean…
That there will soon be a delightfully happy wedding scene!
There are examples of him doing a good job at protecting E.B.,
But he might still show signs of having depression if you ask me [48] [49] [50] [51].
E.B. may still be quite stubborn when it comes to overprotection
During a childhood that is pretty much far from perfection [27].
The kid from Yookia seems to have a heart, despite some distrust.
A supportive Sam tells E.B. that refusal to give up on love is a must. [27]
Compared to North Shvizelton and South Shvizelton, Yookia VS. Zookia could be more hectic.
But seriously? All because of how to spread butter on toast? That is pathetic!
Have we learned nothing from how the belly of a sneetch
Could affect how they live their life on a beach [12] [35]? [27]
Now that we took a look at what further developments await Guy and Sam [27],
What other new characters will be there in the next season of Green Eggs and Ham?
There appear to be cunning new antagonists for the second season.
As shown in its trailer so far, their purposes are causing some treason.
One of them is some fellow from Yookia in a suit with a propeller in his bow tie
And the other is some lady probably from Zookia who kidnaps E.B. and Guy.
It is likely that the kid in Yookia is the son of the president or emperor of the nation.
There is also who appears to be the empress of Zookia, seeking aid with desperation.
As for the fellow wearing a fedora and a pair of shades who sets up a goal,
With his seriousness, he sure seems fit for a minor supporting role.
I suppose there may not be a character in the new season for many of us to see
Loosely based on the playable character of a game based on the book from 2003 [46].
I know that the game was for the Game Boy Advance in the simple days of 2003 [29],
But right now is the time I wait for The Second Serving coming to Netflix with thee [27].
I am up for a new moral in a show relating to eventually getting along.
Could the leaders of Yookia and Zookia further explain what went wrong? [27]
Let us not “Yook” or “Zook” a Who when they seem like trouble from the start.
It takes further depth to understand what they are truly like in the heart. [27]
I have one concern regarding Yookia and Zookia being enemies though
As the real life war between Russia and Ukraine is Putin’s new low [18].
The conflict of one episode of the second serving is Guy setting up a missile [27],
Thus acting too soon would lead to consequences that are more than vile.
It suddenly launches with its colour palette representing Zookia.
The same applies to another missile representing Yookia.
Similarities in the episode could be bad timing and in poor taste,
But I do not want the second serving’s potential go to waste.
Besides, I called out vague reminders of COVID-19 in My Little Pony: Pony Life [53] [54].
I stand with respectfully establishing escapism but not starting a strife.
Action could be taken to avoid disrespect towards those who have been affected [15] [47].
I am not against legitimate censorship if something could make someone dejected.
So as we protest for peace and stand with the innocent people of Ukraine [18],
I hope that a certain episode’s climax will not be a big reminder of the despair and pain.
I understand that the script and storyboards were written before 2022 [26] [27],
But to those affected by a real life war, my heart goes out to you [18].
A war between Yookia and Zookia better not be a too similar story
Or part of a second season would lose a big part of its glory. [27]
But I am still sure that the majority of the season will set us free
From all the troubles we are currently facing in reality. [27]
As we needed to wait for the second season of the cartoon for a little while,
I knew the scenes shown in the trailer will consist of the same art style [27].
The place where Sam’s mom fights crooks reminds of where Disney’s Aladdin is set [2].
The folks at the Zook Institute of Technology must have great intellect [27].
I adore the sight of the jellyfish surrounding what could be a tunnel under the sea
And how three differently coloured lamps could be an ideal light source for you and me.
More details include water flowing quite majestically from a fountain,
Along with the fizzy pop drizzling down the wine glass mountain. 
Remember when art drastically changed in the second season of Jake Long [16]?
According to plenty of fans and viewers, the changes came out…kind of wrong [44].
Why do I think the animation in a sequel to Sausage Party would not be the same [40]?
The animators for that film were mistreated, which gave the studio a bad name [5] [7].
Although maintaining masterful animation and art style makes appeal last [24] [26] [28],
What is more important is how well writing expands on members of the cast.
The animation sure looks very expensive.
It is colourful, fluid and expressive. [27]
I especially love this stunning visual affect!
More eye stimulating is what we will get! [27]
What else can be there as we see Sam and Guy on Netflix for the second time [27]?
And yes, my fellow viewers, just like the narrator, I am still going to rhyme.
I would like to see some more interpretations of the green ham and egg recipe
For Jewish and Muslim viewers, there can be a kosher recipe that is pork free [1] [20].
As much as the first season’s humour gave me and my boyfriend the chuckles [50] [51],
I am not sure if payments in East Flubria will be accomplished by bruckels [26]. 
It is probably because of how currencies differ regionally in real life.
I just wonder what can possibly solve the ongoing Yookia and Zookia strife.
Aside from that, I was quite impressed to see a certain disguise created by Sam.
Could there be a scene of him as another one of his alter-egos, Flim-Flam-I-Am?
Or perhaps he could be disguised Sham Shamford or the Furry Foot Bandit? 
If he gets sent to jail for the crimes he did in the past, I might not stand it!
Nonetheless, I currently doubt that it will happen to our manic cutie,
But we will see what happens when he and his mother start their duties.
Animators and writers, drop the next flavour hammer [25]!
Hopefully Sam-I-Am will not be sent to the slammer! [27]
Speaking of bruckels, remember when one was spent on two half-off menu meals?
On a date with my boyfriend, I would say two split meals may not be big deals. [26]
Soon, many fans of the cartoon will simply try and avoid any spoiler leaks.
I enjoyed analysing the trailer while rhyming like the nieces of Sandy Cheeks [13] [30].
It has once again helped me expand on my comfort zone for my beloved blogs.
I cannot wait for a second season after the anniversaries of two hedgehogs [41] [42] [43].
I knew the masterminds behind of the first season would know what to do
In order to bring a potentially honourable second season to me and you.
I am rooting for Samuel-I-Amuel to save the world with his mother [27].
There could soon be a time when Guy will no longer mentally suffer.
Since the second serving is awaiting us this April on Netflix [26],
I strong believe that ten brand new episodes will be another good mix [50] [51].
A second season will work well for the revival of iCarly, right [34]?
I suppose I can dine on eggs and ham with my loved one some night [26].
Even when the weather in my country is cold and the sun is not sunny,
I can still see that The Second Serving may still have the fun that is funny [45].
I have been waiting for a second season of a masterful cartoon
That my boyfriend and I would even watch in a hot air balloon.
This season can bring us new experiences and such.
I just love the idea of another season so much! [27]
Let us tune in on the 8th of April to see if our heroes and heroines will succeed.
All they have to do what they can do as the people they are as they proceed [27].
I will look forward to a new season of Helluva Boss as well
To see the true personality of a marquis who resides in Hell [19]. [27]
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